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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Scientists reveal how to cut onions without crying, and their method is incredibly simple. - Farmingdale Observer

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Mario Kart World 1.1.0 update out now, patch notes - Nintendo Everything

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The Nintendo Switch 2 is available online at Best Buy (update: sold out) - The Verge

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Column | Nervous about using the bathroom at work? A gastroenterologist shares advice. - The Washington Post

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Jimmy Buffett's Wife Files to Remove Co-Trustee on $275 Million Estate - Variety

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Prelim Results | UFC Fight Night: Blanchfield vs Barber - UFC.com

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Saints minicamp Day 1: QB battle still in full force - NewOrleans.Football

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Are there any free methods to remove only the vocals (not music) from an MP4 file?

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

My mother has stage 4 ovarian cancer, and her oncologist proposed her six rounds of chemotherapy and 17 cycles of Avastin. What is your experience?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?

No way

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Milky Way galaxy might not collide with Andromeda after all - Ars Technica